The Phantom Scarf-Stealer of Old CERN Town

 

When I first came across this story I thought it was a joke. I assumed that Dr Astrid Stuckelberger must be some kind of internet memelord, but no. She is a real scientist; here's her official page: https://www.astridstuckelberger.com. Her speciality is public health and she has worked closely with the Institute of Global Health and the United Nations. The problem is that this report is so outlandish that it puts to shame the "Unidentified Lying Object", see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2015/05/mystery-object-found-inside-lhc.html. Last month Dr Stuckelberger appeared on the UAP Files podcast and discussed a number of subjects. The relevant section begins about a quarter of an hour in. She herself is not a physicist, but she has contacts in the world of particle physics. She got involved during the Large Hadron Collider's risk assessment over nuclear radiation emissions. She then had dinner with some of the CERN scientists in Portugal and during the conversation it was revealed that the universe has seventeen dimensions, this is seven more than the prevailing published theoretical model. I wonder why nobody has reported this publicly. The CERN scientists then revealed that there is a door in the facility that opens onto an interdimensional portal. Entities have emerged from this portal and have met with the officials. The second time this happened the entity took a scarf back with them into their own universe. It was also not a coincidence that the LHC was restarted on the same day as a solar eclipse. The head of the project admitted that the gigantic machine might open a stargate. Interestingly Dr Stuckelberger has spotted the same connection I have to the Gotthard Base Tunnel opening ceremony, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2017/06/swiss-tunnel-opening-ceremony.html. She also understands that the author JRR Tolkien had a lot of knowledge. His stories involve magic rings, of course, and the LHC is the world's biggest torus, a ring. Dr Stuckelberger also believes that CERN is in receipt of extraterrestrial technology similar to that found in alien implants. Source: https://youtu.be/5HeP2eq0oPo?si=bAxbx0KxLWEtF6Ud&t=954.

There are obvious reasons to doubt this incredible testimony. Could Dr Stuckelberger be lying? Unlikely, because I can't see how this would benefit her; indeed I can well imagine speaking in this way publicly would be of enormous detriment to her professionally. What about the people she met at dinner; were they making it up for fun, maybe after a few glasses of Madeira? In that case wouldn't it be obvious to her? I can relate all kinds of absurd yarns I used to hear from drunken storemen in the JRH social club. It didn't take me long to work out that they were not meant to be believed, and Dr Stuckelberger is much older than I was and therefore less naive. She knew these scientists professionally as well as on a social level so I expect she would have found out after the party what was or was not banter. What does that leave? If the story were even partly true it would make many pieces fit with so much else, like the Mandela Effect, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/05/lawn-mandela.html. The good news is that if the Illuminati created the LHC for some nefarious purpose then it can't have been successful; or at least not completely. This is because there are plans to build an even bigger particle accelerator; two in fact, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2019/01/lhc-plus.html and: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2019/10/chinese-lhc-plus.html. Work on these new projects has not even begun yet and they will take many years to build so we will hopefully have time to reverse their agenda.
See here for more information: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2015/07/cern-progress-or-apocalypse.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2022/07/lhc-run-three.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2016/08/cern-occult-ritual.html.
And: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2015/06/programme-142-podcast-cern-special.html.