Who needs the Met Office when you have newspapers?
The Daily Mirror has published an
article that claims we're about to experience a "blast", meaning a
period of warm summer weather. The temperatures are illustrated differently on
modern weather maps. The cheerful circular dots with numbers in have been
replaced by coloured thermal contours that deepen with redness to indicate more
heat. It looks as if
Great Britain
is bleeding and festering under the deadly sun. The forecast states that this
new heatwave will manifest by late next week? How can they know that? British weather
cannot be predicted that far into the future. Even the Met Office themselves
have admitted that after about eight days, judging the conditions becomes
mostly guesswork... unless it's being engineered of course. Source:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/heatwave-weather-forecast-met-office-37234011.
Of course if the heatwave does appear the
Mirror
can say its prediction was accurate. Weather forecasts used to be fun and
humourous, a uniquely British kind of media phenomenon. Now they are loaded
with frightening imagery and portents of doom. The unspoken moral of the story
is that we need tyrannical world government now to relieve us of this mortal danger.
