A Backslapper's Worst Nightmare!

 

At the heart of the backslapper mentality is doom. They are by far the most pessimistic people in the entire Conspirasphere. For the backslapper, being a pessimist is more than just a worldview; it is a badge of bravery and honour, a symbol of nobility, a declaration of membership, a shibboleth. In that way it's not unlike the skeptics' relationship to MBA, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/04/the-shermerlution-continues.html. One thing backslappers are obsessed with is what they call "human nature". My own views on this subject are detailed here: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2013/08/savages.html. Backslappers consider themselves the ultimate experts and arbiters of human nature. Their own dark, cynical and misanthropic judgement cannot be questioned. Those who dare are shunned and denounced as cowards, obstinates and residents of "cloud cuckooland". The backslapper will say things like: "I'm just being realistic. I wish the world were different, but it is not; and we just have to face up to that fact!", the unspoken proviso being, of course, that only backslappers have the intelligence and courage necessary to endure such facing up. A classic piece of allegorical fiction is William Golding's Lord of the Flies, a story published in 1951 about a group of young boys who are stranded on a desert island without any adult supervision. Free from all constraints of authority they enter into a state of primeval chaos and eventually even commit murder. The author was a teacher and witnessed bullying and dominance conflicts in the playground of his school. This made him reject any hope in the decency of man. However, there was once a similar incident that happened for real. In 1965 a group of six schoolboys, aged thirteen to sixteen, from Tonga in the south Pacific were out in a boat when a storm struck and they got lost. Luckily they managed to land on the uninhabited island of Ata where they were marooned for fifteen months, eventually being rescued by a passing Australian ship. Before they left to carry the boys home, the sailors explored the island and were astonished at what they found. These immature teenagers had created a fully functional social infrastructure with a food supply, water tanks carved from tree stumps, tools made of wood, a patch of soil where they planted seeds and created a vegetable garden; and even a sports arena. The boys agreed to share all food and water. They worked as a team, hunting crabs and seagulls, and gathered eggs and wild bananas. One of them was a guitar player and made a crude instrument out of wood, some wire and a coconut shell. They sang and danced for fun, played badminton and held group prayers. When one boy broke his leg the others took care of him. It healed completely. Their diet and lifestyle actually made them healthier. Source: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months.
 
William Golding's Lord of the Flies is a social commentary about how there is an innate brute inside every human being and that it lies under only a very thin veneer of civilization. It does not take much impetus to release that monster. I accept that in some situations that is true, but I disagree with Golding in that he stressed that the central condition that decides whether the monster's cage opens or is safety locked shut is authority. It was the loss of authority from parents and teachers that caused the characters in the book to break down into the condition they did. A powerful government is said to be necessary to preserve the peaceful and cooperative status quo. From what I've seen the opposite is true; human chaos and internecine violence is more likely to erupt in conditions of extreme authority, like a boarding school, prison or repressive nation state. In my own country crime rates are rising at the same time as our government becomes more and more despotic. We have even coined a new word for it, "anarcho-tyranny". To be fair, the characters in Golding's book were British and their six real life counterparts were Tongan. There must be a large cultural difference between them; but they were still the same species with biological coded and evolved mental traits. It occurs to me that the backslappers' attempt at anthropology must actually be quite convenient for those inside the Deep State who want a draconian one-world government. Those with the last vestiges of a conscience can justify it by claiming it is necessary to save us from ourselves. Therefore we should not be surprised when the "it's just human nature, mate" line is promoted very heavily in the mainstream. I have noticed it myself, in soap operas for example, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2014/02/eastenders-murder.html. William Golding's novel is often studied in schools to this day. The truth is that humans are a social species who do have the ability to cooperate, in fact it is necessary if we are to remain social. Especially in times of adversity, our "nature, mate" would not survive Darwin's great filter otherwise.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/01/andrew-has-questions.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/06/breaking-news-ufos-were-psyop.html.

UFO Truth Magazine- Issue 77

 

UFO Truth Magazine Issue 77 is now available. It can be purchased on this page as a single copy, but please subscribe and save money if you want to read it regularly, see: https://www.ufotruthmagazine.co.uk.
Issue 77 includes an article in my column entitled Why Aliens are Not Time Travellers.
 
Also you will find in Issue 77: the thirtieth anniversary of the Varginha incident, Trump's alien announcement, images of ancient aliens and much much more.
Also in this HPANWO Show programme I interview the UFO Truth Magazine's editor Gary Heseltine: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2023/06/hpanwo-show-514-podcast-gary-heseltine.html.
See here for details on UFO Truth Magazine Issue 76: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2026/01/ufo-truth-magazine-issue-76.html.

HPANWO Fifties Sci-Fi

 

Recently my friend Zoë created an image with a HPANWO-esque theme, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2026/01/menzies-lyth-rides.html. Now she has made another, illustrated above. This is an interesting blend of the 1950's, 1970's and modern motifs. It resembles a '50's science fiction poster or magazine illustration. Many of them in those days were crypto-erotic and this is an obvious element to this picture. The very glamourous young lady looks to me like one of the Hollywood stars at the time, like Anne Francis or Beverly Garland. Her T-shirt sports a very prestigious slogan. There are flying saucers above her in the background. Below her is the pun "HPAN... WOAH!" in '70's computer text and a series of modern emojis. See here for an interview with Zoë: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2025/04/hpanwo-show-585-podcast-zoe-nicholls.html. Many thanks to her for this, a second great artwork.

Capel Green has Gone

 

See here for essential background: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2025/07/capel-green-premiere.html.
I'm very sad to report that it looks like the Capel Green project has failed. The documentary has had a very limited release in a handful of cinemas in England and Australia, but since then distribution has floundered. For a few months now there has been a lot of conflict between different members of the production team. I cannot reveal everything right now; hopefully there will be a full explanation soon. To be honest I have found the issue difficult to follow and do not understand everything that's happened. Now Tino, the assistant director, has made a public statement along with the illustration above: "With all the best intentions and efforts of many of the crew of Capel Green we have not been able to convince the film's director Dion Johnson to release the film to the world. The ball is very much in Dion's court now, but as it stands sadly right now it is RIP." I don't know what's going to happen now. The best we can hope for is that the film will simply be uploaded to YouTube so that people can at least watch it. I hope it will be the long cut, not just because I'm in it! The extended version contains all the necessary information and, despite its duration, not a single frame is wasted. However, any edit of the film will do. I feel privileged and happy that I went to the premiere. I do hope that, despite everything, something good can come out of the nine years of effort and hope that went into making Capel Green.
See here for more background: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2023/08/rendlesham-forest-non-human-tour.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2017/12/the-larry-warren-controversy-part-28.html.

The Rout at Dunstable

 

Now we know why Keir Starmer wants to cancel elections. A by-election for the seat of Dunstable West in the Central Bedforshire Council has given newcomer Shaun Moulster a massive victory. He is with Reform UK, the first time the party has ever stood in Dunstable. It is a massive swing against the Conservatives who formerly held that seat with the mayor Liz Jones. Labour were knocked into an embarrassing fourth place. If only Count Binface had turned up it would have been fifth! Source: https://www.lutontoday.co.uk/news/politics/council/reform-wins-dunstable-by-election-5605385. You might think this is just one local election in a small town, but I suspect it is a harbinger of what is to come. I'd like to think Starmer would resign over this and the other disasters in his cursed premiership, but he is stubbornly hanging around like an annoying New Year relative. His plan to delay this year's local government elections has failed and I look forward to watching Labour getting pulverized again. However, they have not ruled out delaying any future parliamentary elections, even the general election in 2029, which is unconstitutional and obviously sinister. It's what Adolf Hitler did after winning the German election in 1932. However, unlike many people I don't consider Dunstable West an anti-establishment victory. I am now convinced that Nigel Farage's party is a front for a controlled counter-proposition in British politics. The researcher David A Hughes gives the analogy of the camps. Camp 1 is Normieville and Camp 3 is genuine opposition; but between them is Camp 2, a false rebellion intended to be a release valve for public fury and a diversion from a genuine solution. Source: https://substack.com/@dhughes/posts. I am currently much more impressed by Rupert Lowe and his Restore Britain party. See here for details of his conflict with Nigel: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2026/02/third-rail-radio-programme-234.html.

What a Week in UFOlogy!

 

It's difficult to know where to start when it comes to the current situation with UFO Disclosure. It began with Representative Eric Burlison, the basest Congressman of all, doing an interview on Newmax about the mysterious and legendary "UFO too big to move" first mentioned by Ross Coulthart. Burlison says he knows about it but wouldn't say where it is. Greer says there is one in South Korea, whether it's the same one or not, nobody knows except him and Ross; but there is possibly more than one. Greer thinks there's at least one in the USA, in Oklahoma. But it didn't end there, not at all! Then former US President Barack Obama was interviewed by Brian Tyler Cohen when he was asked: "Are aliens real?" He answered: "They're real, but I haven't seen them and they're not being kept in Area 51. There's no underground facility, unless there's an enormous conspiracy and they hid it from the President of the United States." Well, yeah! They do that! Obama later amended the comment and tried to undo the scandal he'd caused by simply saying the words "they're real." I didn't think Obama's statement was as revealing as most other people did, but then President Trump addressed Obama's comments to a reporter: "He gave classified information and he's not supposed to be doing that. He made a big mistake... I don't know if they're real or not. I don't have an opinion on it, but a lot of people do." And then he said something extraordinary. "I might get him out of a lot of trouble by declassifying it." At first I thought Trump's gripe might be that his predecessor uttered the name of Area 51, but since the Frost lawsuit that hasn't been so much of an issue, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2013/08/area-51-revealed.html. Mick West explained this as Trump making a joke. Strange how skeppers never say anybody is joking when they dismiss UFO's as non-existent or unimportant. How convenient! Then, this morning Trump posted the following Truth: "Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!" Source: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116100300268316472. This is an unbelievable statement and everybody is talking about it. Could this be the actual Disclosure with a capital D moment? It's hard to be sure right now and I don't want to build false hope. This could be just another six-page AARO job with black redacted boxes all over it. Strangely enough we have had warning tremours about this already. Mark Christopher Lee, the director of The King of UFO's documentary, claimed that a White House insider told him Trump was going to do this, as did Trump's own daughter-in-law Lara, see: https://hpanwo-radio.blogspot.com/2026/02/third-rail-radio-programme-234.html. Despite all this discourse and speculation, we don't have any firm details. We have a commitment from the Chief Executive to release "any and all... information", but nothing more. We don't know when he plans to do it, although the dates, May the 1st and July the 8th, Roswell day, have been suggested. Although Lee thinks it might happen at any time. Trump might be preparing his team right now. As Cristina Gomez noticed, Karoline Leavitt looked very uncomfortable about the issue at today's press conference, see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBon4dRkJLI. This is breaking news and my report is ongoing. I'll come back to this topic as soon as there is more information.
See here for background: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2020/02/ufo-disclosure-portal.html.
And: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2021/01/donald-trump-portal.html.

Andrew Nicked!

 

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested. The former prince and brother of the reigning monarch is currently in a police cell using a toilet with no paper and eating tasteless beef curry out of a box with a cardboard scoop. No doubt he'll be wishing he really did dine out at Pizza Express. I want to be the first one to say... Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor did NOT kill himself. "Who said that, Ben?" I hear you ask. Well, the entire mainstream media in a few months time probably. Unless, this really is the moment when the house of cards falls. The most evil conspiracy of them all is finally going to be exposed. As I've said before, it's going to be traumatic, but it is a monster we have to face up to. Let's get it over with! See: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2026/01/third-epstein-file-release.html. The King has given a public statement: "I have learned with the deepest concern the news about Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and suspicion of misconduct in public office. What now follows is the full, fair and proper process by which this issue is investigated in the appropriate manner and by the appropriate authorities. In this, as I have said before, they have our full and wholehearted support and co-operation. Let me state clearly: the law must take its course. As this process continues, it would not be right for me to comment further on this matter. Meanwhile, my family and I will continue in our duty and service to you all. Charles R." Interesting that at no time does he refer to Andrew as his brother or as somebody in his family. Did the former prince expect loyalty? The police have said: "As part of the investigation, we have today (19/2) arrested a man in his sixties from Norfolk on suspicion of misconduct in public office and are carrying out searches at addresses in Berkshire and Norfolk. The man remains in police custody at this time. We will not be naming the arrested man, as per national guidance. Please also remember that this case is now active so care should be taken with any publication to avoid being in contempt of court... Following a thorough assessment, we have now opened an investigation into this allegation of misconduct in public office. It is important that we protect the integrity and objectivity of our investigation as we work with our partners to investigate this alleged offence. We understand the significant public interest in this case, and we will provide updates at the appropriate time." The offence named "misconduct in public office" sounds rather staid, like a minor white collar misdemeanour, but it is in fact a serious felony and can result in prison for life. In years past he might have been hanged. Yes, HMCR3 may end up turning the key on his own brother "at his pleasure" as the saying goes. I don't know what will come of this; it's too soon to tell. This is breaking news, but more will emerge in time. All that is certain is that the status quo of cover-up and denial has vanished, and that can only be a good thing. God protect our children!