I have published an
article on the HPANWO Free Substack blog that will not be posted to Blogger,
see: https://benemlynjones.substack.com/p/richard-d-hall-live-in-london.
HPANWO Voice
Thursday, 27 August 2026
Sunday, 16 August 2026
Nice Town
My love of obscure TV miniseries that I remember as part of
the haunted generation has led to me seek out Nice Town . It took me a long time to find
it all. At first I discovered episode two and three on Dailymotion, but episode
one was missing from that platform. This bothered me because it is the best one
and it is essential for understanding the two others. Eventually, with the help
of a HPANWO reader, I found the entire series on a Russian website. Nice Town was first broadcast in 1992 on
the BBC. It was directed by Pedr James and written by Guy Hibbert. It is a story
about family who move into a new purpose-built suburban estate of designer McMansions.
The central characters are two thirty -something
couples; Joe and Frankie, and Paul and Linda. Paul and Joe are brothers and Joe
and Linda are ex-partners. This dynamic quickly develops into a terrible
crisis. Paul is sterile and wants a baby with Linda. Joe and Linda then
conspire for her to get pregnant via donated sperm from Joe; and keep this
secret from Paul, making him think that he has recovered from his sterility and
is the real father. Alongside all this there is a subplot involving a local
teenage boy and girl with very conservative parents who want to have a sexual
relationship, so Joe provides a love nest for them in his own home. What's
more, ironically, Paul discovers that his and Joe's own parents have a deep
dark secret related to hereditary matters. Predictably, all these secrets
cannot be kept and when the truth comes out the family is torn apart.
Nice Town can
be watched here. The episodes all have ironic names from the bible.
"Immaculate Conception", "Unto Us a Child is Born" and
"Idyll".
Episode 1: https://ok.ru/video/6858066758392.
Episode 2: https://ok.ru/video/6858066496248.
Episode 3: https://ok.ru/video/6858066889464.
There are other somewhat sardonic elements; for example,
there are placement shots including the sky and they have a cartoon sun and
moon with faces on them. The series is essentially a parody of British suburban
middle-class society. We are a nation obsessed with social class and satires
about it are very common, but this one is highly unusual. Joe is a very extreme
caricature. I first came across Nice Town
again when I was researching this year's St Theo's watch party which was for Paper Mask, starring Paul McGann, see: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2026/07/paper-mask-watch-party-livestream.html.
McGann also plays Joe, and that character has many similarities to Matthew
Harris. They share a common weakness, selfishness and deceit. I find Joe one of
the most repulsive individuals I've ever encountered in fiction. He is a
feeble, effeminate manipulator, a ruthless and egocentric blackguard. In terms
of his marriage, he has an almost complete traditional role-reversal with
Frankie. She goes out and works as a medical research scientist. Joe stays at
home and looks after their daughter Katie as well as doing the housework. He wears a pink
frilly apron while doing this. He has a totally blinkered and unrealistic
vision of the world around him. When he presents his idea to Linda he calls it
"a simple gift of life" as if he is a member of some New Age free
love commune. When he is questioned by the police over his love nest for the
teenagers he is totally indignant and entitled. He doesn't understand that what
he did was criminal. He is physically puny and when Paul confronts him
violently Paul can do so with impunity. Despite Joe's ineffectual and bland
personality, his underhand actions leave a trail of chaos and destruction. I
must admit, my antipathy towards Joe is really just personal because he reminds
me very much of "Centaur", the man who abused me when I was a child,
see: https://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.com/2012/09/centaur.html.
This is an important lesson. You may think "girlie men" are harmless,
but they are not; they are highly toxic and dangerous. They actually are
capable of physical violence, but only against a victim who is even smaller and
weaker; that obviously means a child. Along with the cartoon heavenly bodies, Nice Town has other special effect scenes.
There is a very grotesque dream sequence in which we see Joe as a satyr. The
birth scene of the baby has a distinct horror element to it; and so does its
aftermath in the maternity ward. Some viewers might be disturbed by that.
However, the most upsetting scenes, for me, are several which are
"POV" from the newborn baby, Angelica. This baby is, of course, the
innocent victim caught up in the middle of a conflict she was born into and
cannot comprehend. Yet in these scenes her parents both lean close to her and
shout angrily in her face. That is really nasty. Towards the end of the series,
Joe's malevolence gets worse and worse. Even when I saw this programme
originally on TV as a much younger person, I understood what it meant and how
it fitted in with my own life. Nice Town does
have some good elements though. Frankie is played by Josette Simon who is very
famous for Blakes 7, see: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2007/10/blakes-7.html.
Joe and Paul's mother is played by Doreen Mantle who is a very widespread
actress. You might enjoy it, so I recommend giving it a try.
Episode 1: https://ok.ru/video/6858066758392.
Episode 2: https://ok.ru/video/6858066496248.
Episode 3: https://ok.ru/video/6858066889464.
Friday, 14 August 2026
Why the Heatwave?
See here for more information: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2021/11/climate-change-portal.html.
And: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2022/02/chemtrails-portal.html.
Tuesday, 11 August 2026
Star Wars in Welsh
The first Star Wars
film, A New Hope, is set to be given
a Welsh language version. This is not to be confused with the very amusing
"Taff Wars" videos; these are amateur YouTube Anglo-Welsh spoofs,
see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPM1v2nUkWA.
Star
Wars- Gobaith Newydd, will not be on the big screen, but it will be
broadcast on S4C. The cast will include some famous names as voice actors
including Rhys Ifans, best known for Notting
Hill, and Mark Lewis Jones who played a supporting role in JJ Abrams'
sequel trilogy. I'm hoping this will be a better quality production than
previous ones that switch language. This is not the first time Star Wars has been dubbed into other
languages. I recall watching a German version as a child on Dutch TV. Dubbing
used to mean that the viewer was put off by the fact that the shape of the
actors' mouths did not match the speech they were hearing. This must be a
particular problem for the hearing-impaired who have to lip-read. These days
modern video editing should be able to manipulate the visuals to change the
actors' mouths so that they sync with their dialogue. This has been a major
news story, but should it really? All the Star
Wars movies have been dubbed before; into German, like I said, but also
French, Spanish and Japanese. I suppose the novelty comes from the fact that
Welsh is not a world language and is in fact only spoken in Wales, with a few
clusters in the diaspora, especially in Argentina and the USA. About a million
people speak it as a first language, but probably at least that many speak it
as a second language, including myself although I'm very rusty after all these
years in Oxford . Welsh language
education is pushed very vigorously in Wales ,
helped by some negative pressure that I don't approve of, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2024/10/cvd-is-ruining-wales.html.
The franchise has been dubbed into other smaller local
languages like Swedish and Czech. (Amusing fact: If it ever gets a Norwegian
one then Yoda's strange dialect will make sense because Norway 's
language has an object-subject-verb construction too.) This Welsh language
version must come with challenges, the same ones faced by the writers of the
"Anglish" script, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2020/03/star-wars-in-anglish.html.
There are some terms in Star Wars
that are unique to the franchise such as "droid", meaning an
intelligent robot. They can't just use the same word droed, because that means "foot". They might just have to
fall back on robot, which is an
English loanword. We'll see. The notion of Star
Wars in Welsh is completely canon. The story is set a long time ago in a
galaxy far far way. Even though most of the characters are physically identical
to humans, probably though some kind of parallel evolution, they are technically
aliens and would not really be speaking the language the viewer hears. They primarily
speak "Galactic Basic", a lingua franca that emerged out of the
native tongues of Coruscant and the other "core worlds". Any human
language can be substituted for that in the script for the convenience of the
filmmakers and the comprehension of the audience. I look forward to watching
this, only on Iplayer seeing as I don't live in Wales .
I intend to keep the subtitles off and see how much I can still understand.
Sunday, 9 August 2026
It IS Possible
MH370 is not the world's only missing aircraft; in fact I've
also covered the story of Amelia Earhart closely, see background link below.
Another one lost was Pan Am Flight 526A. This was a Douglas DC 4, like the one
in the illustration, with sixty-four passengers and five crew that took off
from San Juan , Puerto
Rico en route to New York City
on the afternoon of April the 11th
1952 . Shortly after takeoff one of its four engines failed. The
pilot turned around to do an emergency landing at the airport and straight away
another engine shut down. With only two working engines and the danger of this
remainder failing too, the pilot, Capt. John Burn, carried out a controlled
ditching. (Ironically, Burn had been co-pilot of another plane that had crashed
a few years earlier and he had survived.) Unfortunately the sea was rough and
the plane quickly broke up and sank. Only seventeen people made it into the life
rafts. Although the fate of the aircraft is not a mystery, the location of its
remains was, for over seventy-four years. Now it has been found. A team of
scientists from the Air-Sea Heritage Foundation in partnership with the
Discovery Channel used underwater remotely operated vehicles to explore the
seabed in the area until they came across the largest part of the aircraft; its
fuselage and attached left wing. The wreckage is corroded and partly buried in
sediment, but it is identifiable. Some of its Pan Am livery remains intact. It
was at a depth of two thousand feet. Their adventure is covered in an episode
of the TV documentary series Expedition
Unknown. Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdrvyllxj71o.
There are no plans to raise any debris. Even if this were possible, the wreck
has become regarded as a grave, like the Titanic.
What this shows it that it is possible to find a lost vehicle in the depths of
the ocean. Therefore there is no theoretical reason why MH370 cannot also be
located. The difference with Pan Am 526A is that it is in comparatively shallow
water close to shore and we already had a rough idea of where it might be. At
least the margin of error is far smaller than the 7th arc. However, with MH370
there's an even bigger problem; is it even in the Indian Ocean
at all? I doubt it. A number of MH37-tologists have postulated that the remains
of the plane are in other very different places, such as Kazakhstan ,
according to Jeff Wise; the Gulf of Thailand ,
according to Florence De Changy; or the Maldives ,
according to Ashton Forbes. At the moment I'm leaning more towards Ashton's
explanation, but time will tell. Certainly I have not given up at all on the prospect
that the lost Malaysian airliner might one day be recovered.
See here for background: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2024/05/mh370-portal.html.
See here for background: https://hpanwo.blogspot.com/2024/05/mh370-portal.html.
Saturday, 8 August 2026
The Why Files does Elisa Lam
I've been impressed with The Why Files' coverage of a number
of enduring mysteries that I have addressed myself, for example see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/07/the-why-files-does-pentyrch.html.
Now they have covered the mysterious disappearance and death of Elisa Lam. This
is a tragedy that took place at the Cecil hotel in Los
Angeles , USA
in 2013. A young Canadian tourist vanished after being spotted on CCTV in a
lift behaving strangely. Her body was later recovered from a freshwater
cistern on the roof of the building. How she disappeared and died is still a
mystery, see background links below. This is one of The Why Files'
"stripped" videos, ie without Hecklefish. Perhaps considering the
tragic subject matter it is more sensitive for AJ to address it alone. The Why
Files coverage of the Elisa Lam case is fairly good. I cannot really comment
much on most of it because it tallies with what I myself have already said; but
they do make one or two errors. These mistakes may seem small, but they are
crucial considering the verdict on Elisa's demise. There seems to be some
contention over whether the water tank lid was left open or shut after Elisa
vanished. AJ states that the technician who found the body said the lid was
open. If it were open then that would support the official story of accidental
death. If the lid had been shut after Elisa had been thrown inside then
somebody else must have done it. She could not possibly have shut the lid from
inside. If the lid were open the whole time then why did the search parties on
the roof not notice? They checked the entire location. Why did the sniffer dogs
lose her scent on the top floor? Why did the police helicopters not notice the
open tank lid? Source: https://youtu.be/RFijoi8S49M?si=4b3RqwU51XUd4d6I&t=1453.
Also AJ states that Elisa's corpse was in the tank for nineteen days. Is this
certain? Is it based on a pathology report? Alternatively it could be an
assumption; Elisa disappeared on January the 31st and so anybody who believes
the official story will assume therefore that Elisa climbed into the tank that
same night, thereby causing her disappearance until the day of the 19th of
February when her body was found. The Why Files have done a fairly good job on
this mystery; and I'm glad they have addressed it, but the segment could have
been better.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2021/03/elisa-lam-netflix-docu.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2017/04/elisa-lam-update.html.
See here for background: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2021/03/elisa-lam-netflix-docu.html.
And: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2017/04/elisa-lam-update.html.
Friday, 7 August 2026
JET and the Big O
In my nostalgic quest for old TV adverts I've found some
that are scary: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/03/scary-tv-ad.html,
some that are funny and charming: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/04/powergen-bob.html,
and some that are moving: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/05/tennents-hero.html.
I have now recalled one that combines elements of the second and third kind.
There is only one problem; I can't find a recording of it anywhere. The ad is
part of a series that was produced for JET filling stations in the 1990's that
emphasized community or family values and friendly small-scale service. Its
slogan was: "It's a people thing." The central character is a man who
runs a JET station on a busy road and has a cheerful extravert personality. He
is popular with the drivers who call at his station to fill up. The main reason
he stands out is that he adores the singer-songwriter Roy Orbison. He is such a
big fan that he dresses like Orbison, including the smooth black hair and thick
sunglasses. He even impersonates him, singing Pretty Woman and Only the
Lonely while he goes about his duties. The narrator then says that if there
is one thing that character thinks more of than Roy Orbison, it is his JET
service station. "You may wonder what management think of (the central character's)
strange obsession. Well, they prefer Kenny Rogers... JET, it's a people
thing!" What I like about this advert is that it gives out the message
that a person's eccentricity is something completely acceptable, even admirable.
This message is endorsed by an international corporate brand. JET are proud to
have somebody working for them who projects that kind of individuality. How
often do you get that these days? Almost never, except perhaps with JD Wetherspoon,
see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2024/03/wetherspoon-bounces-back.html.
Other than that, the trend in service industries is strictly about uniformity
and conformity. Public facing personnel are ordered to utter template phrases
like "enjoy your meal, please call again". They sometimes are even
given courses in the right facial expressions and tones of voice. No wonder
hardly anybody notices when we are replaced with machines, see: https://hpanwo-voice.blogspot.com/2025/07/tesco-butlerian-jihad-4-always-ask.html.
As far as I'm concerned this is monstrous; and that JET ad from the '90's
therefore constitutes a rebel yell. Does anybody else remember this particular
TV advert? If you do and you know where a recording of it exists, please let me
know.
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