Kidlington is a small town situated a few miles north of Oxford .
It is a busy and active place because it has two intercity roads running past
it; and it is close to Oxford Airport
and Oxford Parkway railway
station. In most other ways it is a fairly normal English town, certainly not
on the tourist trail. This is what makes recent events there so strange. A
large number of unusual people have been seen wandering around the Kidlington, especially
in a residential area to the north of the town. Benmead
Road and The Moors have been most severely affected.
What happens is that during daylight hours a crowd of people enter the area;
"coach loads" the witnesses say, but no vehicle has been seen
transporting them. The people walk up and down the streets. They appear spellbound
by this quite ordinary English suburban residential district. They take
photographs and examine everything enthusiastically; lamp posts, fences, parked
cars etc. Their behaviour can be intimidating and intrusive, and not that of
holidaymakers on organized group tours. For instance they've entered private residences
and sat on garden benches. They've knocked on people's doors and asked to use
their toilets. They even offered to mow their lawns. The Facebook gossip group
"Spotted Kidlington" has been collecting witness accounts, see: https://www.facebook.com/SpottedKidlington/?fref=ts.
The people are described as racially "Chinese or Japanese". Most
can't speak English, and those who can do so with difficultly and have strong
foreign accents. They usually pay the local people no attention unless they're approaching
them in the bizarre way I describe above. Their clothing depends on the
weather; when it's raining they use cagoules and umbrellas. The case has been
covered by mainstream media all over the world, but so far journalists have
been unable to solve this mystery. Enquiries with travel agents have drawn a
blank. There are a number of theories emerging. Some believe the people may have
mistaken Kidlington for Stratford-upon-Avon, the home of William Shakespeare
and one of the UK's biggest tourist destinations; although it is thirty miles
away. They might also have got lost while visiting nearby Blenheim
Palace , another major tourist
attraction. Many countries of the Far East enjoy British
books and television programmes and Inspector
Morse is a firm favourite in China ,
Japan and other
neighbouring nations. It's possible that these people simply want to experience
the beat of that fictional Oxfordshire detective. Then again, the way they come
and go, and the lack of any documentary background to these visitors have led local
people consider more outlandish possibilities. Somebody has suggested that this
might be some form of social experiment. The people of Kidlington are being
used as guinea pigs by psychologists on some kind of covert operation. Very
sinister and not beyond possibility. See: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-36733450.
However there are also similarities between this case and some men-in-black
encounters. Men-in-black often have a foreign racial appearance and speak with
strange accents. They react with surprise to completely normal objects and
situations. They appear and disappear apparently from nowhere. They behave in
an obtrusive and even antisocial manner with humans they target. Obviously I
can't answer these questions right now. Nevertheless there is no excuse for me
not to investigate personally because this is going on just a short bus-ride
from where I live, so I'll be heading to the location shortly with my HPANWO TV
camera.
See here for more
information: http://hpanwo-tv.blogspot.co.uk/2015/05/stargate-brighton.html.
Interesting mildly amusing story that will be forgotten about by next week. Nothing to do with the MiB either.
ReplyDeleteReally, Beatty? Why not? I pose it as a possibility, not a certainty.
ReplyDeleteEverything could be possible just depends on what the odds are. Where you any good at statistics at school...oh don't worry! The MiB was a film, you do know that, don't you? Just like 1984 was a satirical novel. Ahem!
ReplyDeleteOh and thanks for the mention on Monday, I did hear the crowd groan a little. You took my words right out of context though.